angel dick

A dick that takes you out of this world.

A heavenly dick.

Mark made me feel like I was in heaven; his angel dick had me screaming, "Oh, God!" all night long.

by UrbanBeauty21 July 19, 2017

Dub Dick

Getting a boyfriend or hooking up with an ugly/weird guy who you would normally dub but you're with him out of desperation.

Person 1: Damn.. how does Kate always have a boyfriend?
Person 2: Kate gets Dub Dick ... she goes after the clearance section boys.

by Vanita January 17, 2018

Wesco Dick

absurdly gimongous peniscular device

"Oh no... We must (become as we are must) become gimungatized like Wesco Dick". "Ohooooyie fuck baba borl. Dude. Man. Yo brother. Hey, please (please storp) your have (posess are you own) mega (gimumgamungatized huge as huge are) Wesco Dick". "Ooooochie ouch".

by BuzzCrap November 20, 2019

Yo Dick My Dick

A game that can only be played by 2 or more kids with parental supervision, inside of a grocery store.

When the family goes down the produce aisle, and one of the kids grab 2 food items, turns to the other kid and yells, “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dick...,” and whips out the small item, then yells “MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dick...,” and whips out the big item.

This continues until the parent is so embarrassed and angry, that the first kid to get grounded or beaten in the store wins.

“Hey Sterling! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dick...” (pulls out a grain of rice)

“MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dick...” (pulls out an eggplant)

Mom: “Are you guys playing Yo Dick My Dick again?”

by Tretiak! December 1, 2019

LAVA DICK

A large ginger penis. Red, hot and speckled like flowing lava.

Damn baby you ain't never had a ginger ? IMMA GIVE YOU THIS LAVA DICK! Careful cause imma throw them magma ropes. You aint never had hot LAVA DICK LIKE THIS BEFORE!

by Desecrator6 February 10, 2020

Baby Dick Rick

When you talk the talk but can't walk the walk. This guy thinks he's a Shooter but is only a dribbler. A suburban outdoorsman who couldn't catch a 5lb bass with bucket full of worms. Likes to dwell in garages while smoking bogues with like minded individuals.

"Wow, that guy has been telling me he's a Shooter, but he comes off like a waterboy"

"Oh, yea, I should have warned you. That guy is just a Baby Dick Rick"

by Dorothy Valmont April 17, 2020

Rotating Dick Syndrome

When someones dick keeps on rotating ferociously.

Fuming: You have Rotating Dick Syndrome I saw it when you were fucking you mom
Faraj: The first part is true... not the second one...

by Faraj and Fuming September 15, 2020