dafuq

"The fuck" or "da fuck"

Friend: FRIEND FRIEND!! HI FRIEND! FRIEND! HELLO FRIEND!
gurl: HEY BITCH!!.. DAFUQ!!!

by lil nene December 8, 2015

dafid

Several meanings

Shit boyfriend

Someone who sleeps around (especially with under age girls)

That davids a right Dafid....

by Shayna October 13, 2004

Daft

acronym Dumb Ass Fuck Tard

John smacks his head into a wall.
His close friend Robert says, "Nice job your daft!"

by mike of the rh November 15, 2007

Daft Punk Syndrome

When an upcoming event or release is hyped up so much that it's inevitably disappointing, irregardless of the actual objective quality of the event/release, due to the misfortune of the event/release having to meet unrealistic expectations. Named after the French DJ duo Daft Punk and the circumstances surrounding the release of their long-awaited 2013 album "Random Access Memories."

"Man, all the critics said that the new Arrested Development season would be the second coming of Christ, but I thought it was kind of disappointing given all the hype."
"Well, that's Daft Punk Syndrome for ya."

by misterwang May 26, 2013

Daffney

From the abbreviation of Drunk As Fuck, a DAF or Daffney refers to a female who is drunk as a skunk when you first meet.

So I met a Daffney at the Ale House last night who called me, and I quote, "gorgeous" but I'm not sure if she meant it or if she'd just been hitting the sauce too hard.

by Antonymous90 January 21, 2016

dafuq

Dafuq is a derogatory term and internet slang that originated from Confused Black Girl, expressing that something is stupid, in real words, the fuck?

Person 1: You can't go to that party!
Person 2: Seriously, Dafuq?

by Chinese Chicken Wing August 20, 2014

daffadine

its a combanation of 3 sex positions first a blow job then you fuck her really fast in the pussy then right before u cum you whip it out and bust all over her face

wow u just got daffadined

by pooponastickandlickitoff July 17, 2009