dews-cruise

The act of pursuing a caffeinated beverage with friends, preferably post-lunch.

Hey bro, I'm feelin' kinda winded...wanna go for a dews-cruise.

by enricorome February 11, 2010

Cruise Guy

The type of man to spend hard earned vacation money on a carnival cruise. Usually aged in their mid thirties, born in the American South, and fond of margaritas. Cruise guys are often times racist and competitive amongst their inner circle, but timid around strangers.

Man, you really strike me as a cruise guy.

by ChefZac August 04, 2019

Jacknipple Cruise

Pouring Jack Daniels on your significant other's chest and make motorboat noises in the pools of Jack Daniels that have formed.

Easiest to do in belly buttons.

One day, 2 midgets decided to dance the dance of a thousand years. They performed the right of the Midget Biggen-ing and had dinner, with a goat. They then Jacknipple Cruised long into the night.

by Fetzilla September 07, 2012

Cruise Ship Fishbowl

A place where if you put your keys, you receive a fun surprise for the rest of the trip!

Dan couldn't wait to put his keys in the Cruise Ship Fishbowl. It had been weeks since he had had any type of excitement.

by VaderUK October 06, 2021

Sharooz Cruise

When you are denied to board the groove cruise

I was Sharooz Cruise on the groove cruise so I bought another Tesla

by Hi, it me February 13, 2022

Coochie Cruising

Similar to meat riding except for women

"You're coochie cruising kim K"

by audaxo September 20, 2022

Bouj Cruise

When your boujee habits start leaking into your everyday routines.

Boujee Girl: I don’t want to take a shower at that gym, it’s not nearly as nice as Sky’s.
Man: You going on a Bouj Cruise right now?

by TX2420OK April 20, 2018