Choad Choker

Someone who fails at masturbation because their penis is to small and not erect.

i was being a choad choker yesterday i failed horibly.

by Rico Smooth February 5, 2010

[Chris Crocker]

A faggish attention whore tranny boy who only cares about an unfit mother rather to care about starving children in Africa dying every 3 seconds.
My teachers hate him so much that they banned us from seeing videos of him in school! He is just a 20 year old loser who still lives with his grandparents. Don't they ever stop and think "What is our grandson doing in our basement"?
My mother hates this guy so much that she turned to me and asked "Is that a man or a woman". I said "A boy/girl".
This dude thinks that he is a woman!

This, everyone is an example of why kids should not do drugs

Chris Crocker(looking like a tranny) : Alright, yall don't be knowin' tha jam, so this is da jam, right hairstyle!

(dances to Danity Kane's "Damage" in a faggish way, singing horribly trying to take off his clothes)

Chris Crocker : Danity Kane Damaged.

by lill keke June 14, 2008

pressure cooker

A cross between the dutch oven and cleveland steamer. A sex act where the man proceeds to take as large a shit as possible, preferably after eating mexican food, kimchi or drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon to create that stew like consistency that is so familiar in the pressure cooker, on the womans chest and pulls the covers over her head to pin her to the bed while she futily tries to fight her way out.

Best served along with a Manatee.

Guy: Yeah man Cindy wouldn't swallow last week so I gave her a bitchin pressure cooker to teach her a lesson. She gobbles that shit now.

Guy2: Wooord

by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007

Rice Cooker

A combustion-engine road vehicle that has its peak performance at high RPMS, making them sound like the pistons are gonna come flying out of the engine.

Id ride a harley any day rather than one of those rice cookers

by ID Tigerman May 17, 2006

Pressure cooker

Someone who keeps quiet until they're crossed. They always have a series of roasts and comebacks because they've kept to themselves until "opened".

Damn I didn't know Drake hated Meek Mill so much!

Yeah dude, Meek opened the pressure cooker this time bro.

by Isaiahistoohot October 7, 2016

pressure cookers

its amde of metal and its used to pressurize things, they come in mini, medium, and large and also family and clothing bin size

the thing that your mum uses to cook soup is actually a pressure cookers

by irene September 24, 2003

Penis Cronker

A homosexual male

Brad you fucking Penis Cronker where's my shit

by T4LL3RB3N June 30, 2021