Cooked

The epitome of intoxication (generally through canabis, people are generally called "cooked" once they find it impossible to contain a smile or giggles, and look like someone has poured red paint into their eyes.

"Dude, did you see how fucked up Jeremiah was?"

"Yeah, man! That cunt was absolutely cooked"

by Words of anarchy October 7, 2015

cooked carrot

Basically disgusting, nobody likes you, ruins everything.

"She is such a cooked Carrot"

by allme554 January 25, 2017

conkers

Used as an expletive instead of a proper expletive around children.

Oh conkers i've forgotten to turn the bath tap off!

by DynamoBri July 29, 2010

Conkers Deep

Deep penetration sex touching your balls

I was conkers deep last night with that girl I took home!

by Adrian December 5, 2003

Cooke

A guy with wrinkled balls. He looks old no matter what age he is. Has a small penis that is probably only made out of skin.

-'Omg that guys penis is just a floppy piece of fat'
-'Cooke'

by Bitch8888 February 13, 2009

chokers

Blunts of some killer green that got you coughin and chokin...

"I was laughin that night your little boss got flamed...I was blowin on the chokers, bangin sounds in the Range..." - Blade Icewood aka The Great Lake Ruler (R.I.P.)

by Bank rolls in the pocket of my jeans October 22, 2006

sam cooked

v. trans. To be shot...derived from the late r&b singer Sam Cook who was shot to death.

The drug dealer sam cooked the guy who wouldn't pay him.

by TheBoss51 February 9, 2006