gay coma

a state of being cheerfully gay for a day, usually characterized by the attempt to fellate oneself.

Sam, after seeing alex naked, suddenly went into a gay coma, and he started to lift both of his legs up like a girl getting fucked, and in that position, trying to suck his own penis. However, he failed, because it is impossible to suck one's own penis.

by whereismolly April 6, 2013

comatose

to lie in bed and do nothing all day because you are too hungover to function

I'm so hungover. Let's go get food at Eick, and then we can comatose ourselves all day.

by ECAT55 November 11, 2010

coma

1) Frickin' cool to the max, or sweet. You can add sufixes to the end such as -able, -ing, -licious, and all that good stuff.

2) A state of deep, often prolonged unconsciousness, usually the result of injury, disease, or poison.

"Dude, that movie was for definentally coma!"
"That is the most comalicious rock I ever saw, for sure"
"Eh, yes sir, I was late because I was in a coma."

by MILK (I do a body good... bitch) April 8, 2006

Comatoast

The only satisfying food you can be bothered to make the morning after you drank yourself into a coma. Can taste like the perfect hangover cure.

I had to have my Comatoast this morning. Last night was a crazy night. What happened?

by iBrowz-- October 18, 2008

Comfatable

When a over-weight person falls sleep sitting up.

Damn, that chick is comfatable... Look she fell asleep sitting up...

by Beckcheck December 2, 2010

Colfax Taint Mulch

This is a peat mixture of dingleberries, fumunda cheese, and mud butt located in the fatty bits located between the genital area and butthole.

My buddy T-Bone was doing a dip and sniff on this girl and sampled her Colfax Taint Mulch by mistake. He put it in a pan and now we have sourdough bread for a week!

by DirtyMouthMedic May 7, 2022

comagoons

a white man from detroit who owns 3 blackhawk helicopters

comagoons is 100 yards to your left

by troblox milsim cag 168 June 26, 2023