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Commercial niceness

When someone appears to be nice, but their niceness is actually contrived and calculated solely to further their career.
"That guy from the boyband was really nice to my sister".

"Nah, it's just commercial niceness to help him sell more records".

"She was all happy and friendly to my face, but behind my back she was bitching about me"

"That's commercial niceness for you".

"I find Carol Smilie's brand of commercial niceness very irritating".
by TheWeirdnessSymposium March 25, 2009
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Comment Stalker

One Who reades others myspace comments to gain information.
1:Is jimmy dating Sue?

2:Yeah,

1:How do you know?

2:I read their comments.

1:You comment stalker. queer.
by Kaalen69 March 25, 2009
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commentose

Comatose from comments. When you are sifting through peoples' online postings or comments and you get so bored, you are almost comatose.
"I'm just sifting through my facebook page and Jerry's posting responses have me commentose."
by kneelund April 6, 2010
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Comeyed

When you and the rest of the world know you should have been fired long ago. Instead your narcissistic dickhead boss waits months, just when you thought things were ok, before you find out via a third party source you've been fired.
Dude what's wrong, did you get Munsoned in the middle of nowhere? Naw man, I got Comeyed on Twitter 10 minutes ago.
by 1iJax May 10, 2017
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Comments with edits about likes

Edit: OMG thanks for 1.4k LIKES (random smiley emojis)

Everyone else: I hate Comments with edits about likes
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Comment Jump

(v): to disregard, not acknowledge, or skip over a comment when replying on a post or status update.
Did you see when George comment jumped me!? I can't believe he ignored me like that, I thought we were friends.

Stephen just comment jumped Angelina. He has been avoiding her since last week.

Christina: Don't you just hate it when someone you don't like comments on a post, but there are other people you want to comment back to?
Drake: Just comment jump them!
by ItsMeTopherHere January 2, 2011
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fishing for comments

Usually done by a desperate girl to any guy she meets & is slightly interested (but not always necessarily flirting) in where she asks him close-ended questions where the guy is forced to say nothing else but something nice about the girl asking the question , mean while boosting her confidence.

- the guy in these situations usually are "just friends" if this girl is already in a relation ship and her boyfriend finds out , BULLSHIT
Fishing for comments - Any self centered questions that come from an insecure girl
by Dave-NN April 4, 2008
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