Tom Clancy

Dog shit novelist extraordinare. All his stories are about terrorist or communists getting their asses whomped by the "free", democratic western countries. Even though his stories are generic and boorish, they do make for mildly entertaining movies (Hunt For Red October), and pretty decent videogames (Splinter Cell, Ghost Recon, Rainbow Six, etc).
Even though his stories are mostly shit. His success is quite high. His obscene crap-to-money ratio amazes us all. So Tom Clancy, for that, I salute you.
In fact. One man (Maddox) proved once and for all that anyone can make a storyline which equals anything Clancy can write. Don't believe me? Just check it out under "Five shitty movies that everybody loves" at www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com, at the bottom of the page is the "Tom Clancy Plot Generator", using this, I have created a plot just as good as anything Tom Clancy could make:..

Communists devise a scheme to take over a generic industrial compound for ransom under the watchful eye of corrupt German officials (played by Americans with fake German accents). The plot twists when the Communists threaten to blow up the White House even after their demands are met. Millions of lives are at stake unless a rookie CIA agent eager to prove his worth can overcome his brooding self-doubt and stop the Communists once and for all. The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Communists blow up or go to prison. Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser.

by You don't need to know my name. April 26, 2005

Hoon-Tang Clan

A very serious organization from Cambridge MA. Runs mad shit and runs mad deep.

Person A- "Yo are you in the Hoon-Tang Clan?"
Person B- "I look up to you!"

by Dr. Supplier April 12, 2010

CLAN

a group of people who claim a certain ancestor

the uchiha clan is one of the most elite clans in konohagakure village.

by Nanami-sama December 28, 2005

Clangers

Affectionate term often used to describe ones testicles.
Maybe due to the noise they make ?

I don't know how Martin managed to talk with his mouth full of clangers.

by Jukes August 30, 2005

Super Attack Mode Clan

a battlefield clan that owns or will own WS, XOXO, and other 1337 clans. Originated in spring 2004.

The Super Attack Mode Clan totally owned Cangame today.

by Noah November 12, 2004

banang clan

the name of a very well known group in norwich, consists of 6 super-stylish chicks. every girl wants to be in the banang clan, but only six are allowed. Many girls idolise members of the banang clan. current members include: Daisy, Charley, Elle, Alice, Sam and Yueying.

"Did you hear that the Banang Clan are going to the flix on Saturday? We HAVE to go!"

by chazzymoo August 14, 2003

Ninja Clan

Slang for large group of muslim girls wearing the hijab.

Guy 1: Yo man, check out the size of that ninja clan!
Guy 2: True.

by candledick October 14, 2009