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clangers 

"Clangers" are two different things.

One is a 70's BBC children show where a family of Clangers lived on small moon with the soup dragon, the iron chicken and the froglets et al. When they spoke, they sounded like someone playing a swanee whistle. They ate blue string pudding.

The second definition is that one has made a mistake and "dropped a clanger". This is Cockney, not Mockney by the way.
Example one:
Auntie Clanger: WoOowowowoOwOOOowoOOwooo wooo OOoo?
Baby Clanger: OoO.
Other Clangers: OOOOoooo.

Example two:
Bloke 1: Shit.
Bloke 2: What?
Bloke 1: Forgot the whife's birthday.
Bloke 2: Dropped a right fucking clanger there, mate.
clangers by flatster January 19, 2008
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Clangers 

Affectionate term often used to describe ones testicles.
Maybe due to the noise they make ?
I don't know how Martin managed to talk with his mouth full of clangers.
Clangers by Jukes August 30, 2005

Clangers 

Fecal matter that sticks to butt hairs and hang about.
James doesn't wipe his arse properly, He's got Clangers!
Clangers by MastaTea June 14, 2015

Brass Clangers 

coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, being met at the staircase by your wife, slapping her on the ass and having the brass clangers to say: "You're next."
Brass Clangers by AH-1CobraPilot February 9, 2010

hif clanger 

an unexpected erection that happens whenever.
hif clanger by hif clanger January 17, 2017

Cooch Clingers 

By far the best fashion apparel to gain recent popularity. Cooch Clingers are really baggy pants that girls wear. Chicks like them because they're comfortable and have a sassy retro look to them with their rectangular shape. Guys like them because although the pants are very baggy they cling to wearer in two key locations. Most Cooch Clingers are brown, but sometimes you will see other colors esp. pink ones with the word "PINK" spelled out across the ass.
Girls who wear cooch clingers are often seen wearing tank tops, pearl necklaces and big hepburn-esque sunglasses as well.
Did you see Maggie in those cooch clingers today? The fabric was weged between the soft cheeks of her shapely ass and those baggy pants still managed to give her some MAJOR camel toe!
Cooch Clingers by Pizzaface September 23, 2005

Life changers 

A woman with a nice rack that will from here on out change your life
Life changers by Ziggyzagwagsy December 30, 2019
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