son of a cock

1.)the masculine variation of the phrase "son of a bitch", where the father of the subject in question is referred to as opposed to the mother.
2.)a phrase used in a state of heightened emotion, usually frustration or anger.
3.)taken literally, every male ever born.

1.)Guy #1- Yo, you still owe me money from 3 weeks ago.
Guy #2- Oh yeah... can I get that to you next week.
Guy #1- You son of a cock.

2.)Girl- Hey, don't forget we have that midterm tomorrow.
Guy- Son of a cock!

3.)Since I am a male, I am a son of a cock.

by Durando March 19, 2009

Cock Fart

When you've been wanking so much nothing but air comes out.

Need to cut-down the self pleasuring i let out a cock fart earlier.

by Ritch D March 18, 2014

Cock talk

A group discussion amongst males regarding cock.

Are you ready for some Cock talk today, boys!?

by BlackHammer6969 March 19, 2016

cock zombie

the result of vigorous intercourse where one party, usually a female, loses the capability to function normally. Motor skills become impaired, as dose speech, you may also notice only the whites of their eyes.

These traits as well as sweaty or clammy skin may cause a zombie like appearance. The effects usually only last a few minutes but instill great confidence in the one who caused them.

Jennifer was over last night, we went at if for two hours, i turned that bitch into a cock zombie. She couldn't talk for like 10 minutes, just laid there twitching.

by EJ [iBC] August 17, 2007

Cock Lesnar

Brock Lesnar

Cock Lesnar really showed douche-bagginess during his post-fight speech at UFC 100.

by Snarf Snarf Snarf July 12, 2009

Monumental Cock

Monumental Cock is when your cock is so erect it stands like a monument. It stands so high and hard.

I didnt want to say anything but Pat has a Monumental Cock.

by umessinwitdawronguy July 26, 2010

cock tease

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

the guys laughed at joe for getting stuck with that little cock tease because he wasnt getting any.

by Dawn June 15, 2002