in which a man is having sex with a woman, and, upon reaching orgasm, withdraws from her vagina, ejaculates on her face, and slaps a bow on her head.
by eric williams August 12, 2006
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Christmas Adam (which can also be known as Christmas Eve Eve) is December 23rd, the day before Christmas Eve. Because in the Bible, Adam was created before Eve, Christmas Adam is the day before Christmas Eve.
by Miss'Deeds December 24, 2009
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Steve came into the office today bragging about how he had given a Christmas Tree to Charlene from accounting. I didn't believe him until I saw the bruises.
by T-Bone Hardy January 25, 2010
Get the Christmas Tree mug.The expression "christmas came early" originated in northern New Mexico. In this case, "christmas" refers to the unique combination of both red chile and green chile on your breakfast burrito. The fiery blend has a unique chemical reaction that results in premature bowel movements that are tainted with the fire of the chile. Thus, when one has a BM after consuming a christmas breakfast burrito, christmas is said to have come early.
Ralph: Oh, man! It's only 10:00 am and that loaf I dropped felt like fire!
Ted: Sounds like christmas came early.
Ted: Sounds like christmas came early.
by Kate Sjostrand March 21, 2008
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Shopping malls, greed, annoying kids, buying toys, Santa Claus, Frosty, cold winters, ice on the road, lights, Christmas carols, political (in)correctness, annoying radio, deadlines, "the mother in law", what's not to hate?
Comes from the phrase "player hater".
Shopping malls, greed, annoying kids, buying toys, Santa Claus, Frosty, cold winters, ice on the road, lights, Christmas carols, political (in)correctness, annoying radio, deadlines, "the mother in law", what's not to hate?
Comes from the phrase "player hater".
by ChristmasHater September 27, 2009
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When all the presents are bought for the children, the house is decorated and the old man got jipped out of his Christmas bonus ... there's no money left in the kitty for a turkey or ham so mom has to go out and buy a couple cans of Spam for the Christmas day meal. She boils up a few potatoes, cooks up some squash and bakes some short-breads for desert. Dad feels bad because he's all tapped out and can't afford a nice gift for the old lady who pretty much takes the brunt of abbuse 365 days a year ... drunken beatings, carrying him home from the pub on dart night and hauling his ass out of the klink after a good old fashioned soccer brawl or six. So as a present for his dear old gapped-tooth - hooked backed missus, dad dresses up as Santa covers mom's backside in spam and lays a good old fashioned Christmas ass banging on her ... balls-deep.
Of course in the British tradition of not really being too overly affectionate or loving ... its almost always a quicky over the kitchen counter or table while mom continues with the meal with her housedress thrown up over her head.
Made popular in the early 1960's in the Nottingham and Worcester regions.
Also popular in Leeds where dental hygiene is so poor oral sex is virtually impossible.
When all the presents are bought for the children, the house is decorated and the old man got jipped out of his Christmas bonus ... there's no money left in the kitty for a turkey or ham so mom has to go out and buy a couple cans of Spam for the Christmas day meal. She boils up a few potatoes, cooks up some squash and bakes some short-breads for desert. Dad feels bad because he's all tapped out and can't afford a nice gift for the old lady who pretty much takes the brunt of abbuse 365 days a year ... drunken beatings, carrying him home from the pub on dart night and hauling his ass out of the klink after a good old fashioned soccer brawl or six. So as a present for his dear old gapped-tooth - hooked backed missus, dad dresses up as Santa covers mom's backside in spam and lays a good old fashioned Christmas ass banging on her ... balls-deep.
Of course in the British tradition of not really being too overly affectionate or loving ... its almost always a quicky over the kitchen counter or table while mom continues with the meal with her housedress thrown up over her head.
Made popular in the early 1960's in the Nottingham and Worcester regions.
Also popular in Leeds where dental hygiene is so poor oral sex is virtually impossible.
Although she never really liked to let on to her husband that she liked it ... Ann looked forward to her Christmas Spam every year.
by Redhope July 9, 2006
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