cholsey

the worst village in the whole of england. It might be the second biggest, but its full of jeb ends.

cholsey is a shit hole.

by randall james November 27, 2007

chogs

a type of guy who is kool,always gets the ladies, always makeing ppl laugh, always helps people out and loves to do shisha.

thats chogs he is the shisha king

yeh chogs helped me out

damn that joke was funny, another chogs classic

yo did you see chogs new girl. shes HOT

by the SLG June 15, 2006

Climate Chaos

The newest hip term for "Climate Change" which relpaced "Global Warming" which, actually, are both being slowly replaced with "Global Wierding" after the earth stopped warming and began a cooling trend that started in 1999.

In this latest edition of "Global Warming/Climate Change/Global Weirding", Climate Chaos will bring wars throughout the world due to migration from famine, water shortages, declining crop yields, floods, rain, snow, sleet, heat waves, earthquakes, tornadoes, waterfalls, softball-sized-hail, hurricanes, droughts, etc..

If we don't stop driving our SUV's and cut carbon emissions we will be destined for World War III because of all the mass migrations that will ensue from the upcoming climate chaos.

by worldkingproductions October 27, 2011

choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.

mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get a trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma July 27, 2012

Choosing hours

The Time of Day where you talk to the females you are trying to "inject"

I'm gonna hit up ol'girl from the other night at the choosing hours to see if she down

by Tito1104 December 28, 2017

you choose

When a girl wants something specifically, but is trying to keep her “my turn to choose” card. Do not make the mistake to choose the wrong thing.

In a two options situation:
Mathematically speaking there is a 50/50 chance that you choosed the right thing.

Statistically you improve your winrate if you decide to go for the thing you hate more.

Even if it is not the decision your girlfriend wanted you will earn a “I choosed this because I assumed you like it more” card (if used correctly it has a similar value like a “get out of jail” card).

Boy: We go to the football match or the opera ?
Girl: You choose.

by thailand_expat May 17, 2018

chaos quad

A group (formed of 2 people) whose existance is primarily four (quad) fold: to (1) fight crime, (2) fight evil, (3) promote the ringing of doorbells and (4) promote singing in public places.

Lets have a chaos quad meeting tonight, those doorbells wont promote themselves.

by gubertron December 12, 2008