pointy children 

Children that are pointy.

"Ow! There are so many pointy children!! RUN-"

pointy children by Aelin~Rose~ June 30, 2021

yeast children 

What are yeast children you may ask

Well they are young developing yeast packets making the greatest bread

Maddie: How did you make this bread Ella

Ella: I used my yeast children

yeast children by Queenofspuds July 3, 2021

Dumb children 

Just dumb children

"Wow those are some dumb children"

Dumb children by Idefinewordscauseican September 6, 2021

BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED 

BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED

Me: Hey mom have you seen my swi—
Mom: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED
Me: Oh, ok...

BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 24, 2021

missing children 

people go missing but got tired of the evil people they live with and join the military and start a new life

i saved all the missing children in the world and now they trying to take credit for it and lock me up in prison forever so when they speak about it, i can't say i did it and they took all my rewards. and lock up an innocent person in prison forever.

missing children by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 3, 2022

Ipad Children 

Lotus and Quackity are two examples of ipad children.

Wow Lotus and Tommy are ipad children now.

Ipad Children by anonymous May 28, 2022

karaoke children

Many children trapped in a boom box.

Oh no Timmy's birthday has so many karaoke children!

karaoke children by Raven_CD September 1, 2022