Magic Carpet Ride

A magic Carpet ride is when your doing a chick and donkey punch her. You then ride her down the stairs.

I had a Magic Carpet Ride with my girlfriend down the spiral staircase.

by HP July 18, 2003

carpet kitty

a ferret

"That's a bad carpet kitty, bad!"

by Chadwick Robinson June 7, 2004

carpetbagger

A lesbian who is sexually promiscuous.

Yo that carpetbagger stole my bitch!

by jmasters August 25, 2009

carpet shark

A tweaker desperate enough to comb the carpet for shards where someone may have spilled their baggie

I was certain I had not smoked it all so I carpet sharked looking for a shard.

by weareclay June 7, 2016

carpetlicker

a lesbien, bulldike, or just regular dike

wow, look at all the carpet lickers walking around at the zoo.

by Someone March 17, 2005

Magic Carpet Ride

the act of filling a toliet bowl with wads and wads on toliet paper before taking a smash....then release your terd on to a nest of toliest paper and exit the bathroom in a stealthly manner...only magic carpet ride people who deserve it

Oh my god did you see the bathroom! rodney left a magic carpet ride in thur it smells sooo rank

by Hot Mess man February 19, 2008

Magic carpet ride

A sexual act in which two individuals who both have a heinous bush use the sixty-nine position.

Ricky took his girlfriend on a magic carpet ride.

by mexxxican May 28, 2008