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nation of veal calves

An expression used to express the dismay one has about their country when we see constant examples of how we pander to the lowest common demoninator of our society. Examples are endless and represent the beginning of the eventual demise of this great nation. (Also NoVC)
- Why do drive up ATM machines have Braille instructions, NoVC!
- Why do I have to release my fucking GPS system from liability everytime I start my goddamn car, NoVC!
- Why do ladders have 20 fucking warning labels on them telling you not to do things that only a moron would think of, NoVC!
- Why do juries award the dumbass parents of an imbecile child that died of carbon monoxide poisoning because they let it teak surf behind a boat, NoVC!
- Why do we complain about kids' video games and music being too violent, then we get them fucking counselors when some dipship at their school offs themselves, NATION OF VEAL CALVES!
- Fuck the ACLU, btw.
by Devon Null June 21, 2006
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hide the eel in the cave

This is a slang term for having sex in the hot tub, pool, shower or tub.
Instead of going to the after prom party, Roy and Julie played hide the eel in the cave in the hot tub.
by K Joyce October 20, 2012
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Honey Cave

After a man cums into the cave-like entrance of a girl's mouth, the cum residue is sweet and sticky like honey.
I jacked off into my girl friend's mouth last night, and the load was so huge that it left a honey cave.
by Miranada Bearah June 7, 2010
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carve

The proper technique for snowboarding. Involves descending in a relatively straight path by transitioning from toeside to heelside in a quick and fluid manner.
Yelling from the chairlift: Look at Snowflake, that fool can't carve to save his life. All he can do is the falling leaf!
by mikwat May 27, 2004
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Cave junction

A town that could be pretty if the people there cleaned up. The people are alright but if your there to long... you might just go crazy.
"I have been in Cave Junction wayyy too long."
"No dude, it hasn't been that long."
"Oh.. ok! Lets go do some crack!"
by thats what she said.! October 2, 2011
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Bro cave

place or area where people known as "bro's" can hang out chill or do whatever the hell they want. The bro cave is hidden from people known as non bro's in a batmanish kinda way. if the bro cave is ever discovered or revealed it is law to change the location in immense secrecy. bro's know where this place is, non bro's think they know.
Bro-Hey lets invite ryan over.

Other Bro- Nah man he's one of them non bro's and can't find out where the bro cave is...
by Bre.. February 26, 2009
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man cave

An area that is sectioned off so a man can have his own space away from the wife or gf. This space would include TV,lazy boy recliner,stereo,refrigerator with a keg of beer,games,and wall to wall porn.
Bob wanted some alone time from his wife,so he wandered off to his man cave.
by freddie got fingered November 7, 2010
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