Credit Card

When you walk up behind a person, with a narrow object, and swipe it up their crack, just like you would swipe a credit card.

Jimmy gave John a credit card with his math book.

by TEMAC December 20, 2015

Credit Card

The act of swiping your hand down one's buttcrack as if your hand was a credit card

Person 1: I'll give you five bucks to go credit card that kid.
Person 2: Ok, but you gotta give me 2% cash back on gas cuz he just ripped one.

by holtster March 9, 2016

cripitate

A Mysterious Person.

My friend jon is such cripitate.

by Cripitate August 9, 2016

Crapitational Pull

The feeling one has when he or she feels as if they must use the restroom, and are approaching a known toilet. Most often felt in a car whilst en route to your home.

"Oh no! It's the crapitational pull! Drive faster or I may burst!"

by DethRode June 7, 2016

Crapitot

A person who capitalizes every word in their post or message to sound more smart or credible while they are actually looking pretty stupid.

Look at that crapitot. What a retard.

by Jakkekoria September 5, 2016

credit warp

A glitch found in certain games (such as Zelda: Ocarina Of Time) in which is used to send the player to the credits. It is also a term for killing oneself.

"Ey Zelly Zel, what r u doin?"
"I'm Credit Warping"
"What the hell man don't do that!"
"I Mean in OOT Jackass"

by MarthurSR November 17, 2016

Crapit

Autumn made this up and she'll throw u down a toilet with the CRAPITS and autumn and a TAYLOR will flush u down as us fuschia and fuschica clap

Bye bye because your crapits

by Cradatata December 11, 2016