Breading

The sexual act of inserting bread into the anus

me and vicky were trying to spice up our sex life, we tried breading now i cant stop.

by beckysonfire April 14, 2015

beaking

To flatten ones nose by running it over with a train

Sarahs accidental beaking left her boyfriendless for several years.

Falling asleep on train tracks will get you beaked!

by jizzy baker January 5, 2010

Bleaking

The sensation whilst in a state of ill-being (suffering from fever or other illness) of being unable to fall asleep though at the same time not being fully awake. The mind reels blending distorted dream with reality; the two merge resulting in an uncontrollable descent into a state of temporary madness

Dude, I was bleaking so fucking hard last night..

by Doobit May 12, 2014

Breating

Breating - (/bri;tɪŋ/); an abbreviation/mix of the words breathing and beating (of the heart).

In order to check an individuals sign of life, (consciousness, effective breathing, circulation and skin characteristics sometimes are referred to as signs of life.), one must check if it/they/he/she is breating, etc... If the individual has a pulse but is not breathing emergency CPR must be administered and seek immediate medical assistance (call local/national emergency services) (e.g. 911/907/000).

"Oi Matt, you up? Your mate's here to see ya! Blake, be a good sport and see if he's still breating will ya."

by alec haulle February 5, 2020

finger breading

When girls finger themselves over a piece of bread and the last the to squirt onto the bread has to munch on the now moist bread

Damn I heard Melissa lost a game of finger breading when she was in college.

by T-Dog Maloney August 17, 2016

Brealing

"An act of repeating something really annoying over and over again to piss someone off"

"Dude quit brealing that fucking haduken"

by DracoMundo April 11, 2016

Wet Breading

A wet breading is when a friend is passed out drunk and you take a piece of bread and soak it in water. After the bread is soaking wet you scoop it out of the water and throw it at him or her like a pie in the face. WARNING if the bread dries on paint it will peel it off.

Man if Peck passes out in the apartment again he's gettin a wet breading.

by charlois969 November 27, 2012