Blessing in Disguise

An idiom where something bad actually had a good side.

Not eating the chicken was a blessing in disguise due to the fact it was poisoned.

by Lori E. February 7, 2022

bless up

a form of sexual intimacy towards friends

B: Sup Ma
C: Wassup shart
B: Bless up fr 🙏🙏🙏

by faded than a hoe January 27, 2023

gods bless America

A slogan commonly used by neopagan Americans

I pray that gods bless America

by tory borty April 2, 2013

House Blessing

When you walk through a home (not necessarily yours) and ejaculate on random objects.

"Dude, I got drunk and gave Jodi a house blessing while she was at pilates!"

by Anonymous983938938572389 June 18, 2013

Blanket Bless You

A Blanket Bless You is given to a person who is constantly sneezing - and covers the entire day, so that you don't have to keep saying "bless you" every twenty-seven seconds.

My mom suffers from seasonal allergies, and, yesterday, she was sneezing so much I finally issued a Blanket Bless You.

by Kalisiin April 25, 2014

God Blessed Texas

I've seen a lot of places, I've been around the world
I've seen some pretty faces, been with some beautiful girls
After all I've witnessed, one thing still amazes me
Just like a miracle, you have to see to believe
'Cause God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
He gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'

First He lit the sunshine, then He made the water deep
Then He gave us moonlight for all the world to see
Well, everybody knows that the Lord works in mysterious ways
He took a rest, then on the very next day
God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
Gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
He gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
Hmm, 'God blessed Texas'

by Death Menace November 14, 2022

good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila, what do you just open the door on people when they're taking a shit. I'm doing a good morning and god bless.

by Nippalodian May 23, 2018