to very slyly sneak away from a situation or people because they/it are boring, stupid, annoying, slappable or also just because you wanna do your own thing. Similar to what Batman does to Commissioner Gordon on the daily
Some guy: "Dude that sounds awesome, cant wait for that stripper foam neon Jersey Shore party! Nathan can you wait for the....where did he just go, wasn't he just here?"
Not Nathan: "You know he loves to batman his way out of here when he wants to play piano. Thing of beauty really"
Not Nathan: "You know he loves to batman his way out of here when he wants to play piano. Thing of beauty really"
by junglejamknightkablam April 14, 2010
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For when you don't want to do something, as opposed to phrases such as "I'd rather Die" and "cba" "cbb"
For when you don't want to do something, as opposed to phrases such as "I'd rather Die" and "cba" "cbb"
Me: Want to go out later?
You: Nah, I'd Rather Wank in a Batman Suit
Me: That football player is crap!
You: He might as well Wank in a batman suit
You: Nah, I'd Rather Wank in a Batman Suit
Me: That football player is crap!
You: He might as well Wank in a batman suit
by Craig MooGa June 2, 2008
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Phrase used to show agreement when someone has a good idea, implying the person has a good idea and if needed can fight crime.
Frank:...so we get wasted and enter the party fashionably late and totally wasted then leave before 6am, so we don't have to clean anything up.
Adam: Good thinking Batman
Adam: Good thinking Batman
by JackKavanagh March 30, 2008
Get the Good Thinking Batman mug.When a man ejaculates on a sleeping person's closed eyes, causing a thick crust over the eyes which can be difficult for the sleeping person to remove upon awakening.
Well she wouldn't blow me for our anniversary so I figured I'd deploy the sleepy batman during her REM cycle.
by Nasty Marloins March 17, 2011
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Get the One-Handed Batman mug.The act of "greek" intercourse with a lady, during which you shoot her parents.
known in england as an inbound injustice.
known in england as an inbound injustice.
"I shall have my revenge! Donald gave me a Backdoor Batman last night and I demand justice!"
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"got all messed up on bath salts last night and gave my girl a Backdoor Batman."
Giraffe 2
"What the hell!? Why were her parents in the room?"
Giraffe 1
"got all messed up on bath salts last night and gave my girl a Backdoor Batman."
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"What the hell!? Why were her parents in the room?"
by My fear of clowns holding pies August 19, 2012
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by Shocka1212 February 15, 2008
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