Butt Load

The international phrase for a "large amount," of anything being described.

The my boss dumped a Butt Load of work on my desk for me to finish. After that I quit.

by MacGordon July 18, 2004

Butt Sex

Where you have someone put a penis or a fake penis inside your ass.

Ohhh baby... put it in my butt!

by Jillthemaster August 21, 2004

butt-welder

In a car, a seat heater that roasts your ass to the point where you think your cheeks are going to melt together.

friend - "Holy crap, dude, my new car has seat warmers, and they're total butt-welders!"

by joelh January 12, 2008

butt pee or ass piss

Diarrhea that is so water-like, it feels as if you are pissing out your asshole.

Damn, I had those 12 Chalupas, now I have a bad case of butt pee or ass piss.

by Big-Z™ October 20, 2005

Butt noodle

Shit,dump,terd

"I ate a carne asada burrito and had to make a massive butt noodle. It was nice and al dente"

by Skadistic February 16, 2010

butt spelunker

One who explores the deepest,darkest recesses of someone's crap cave.

As I went butt spelunking in Suzy, I think I shot a wad into her upper intestinal tract.

by rev. ray April 8, 2004

Butt Scratcher

A phrase originating from the "No Chris Left Behind" episode of Family Guy where Peter gets a job selling butt scratchers at the ball park.

Often shouted at music festivals:

Headbanger 1: "BUTT SCRATCHER?!!!!"
Headbanger 2: "BUTT SCRATCHER!!!"

by darkrave August 16, 2009