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1st august

National Girlfriend(s) Day. It is unknown whether this is meant for girl friends or one's female significant other.
Hey babe, it's 1st august, let's fuck!
by chaseluvsb August 2, 2020
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August

The month the baddest bitch was born and that’s on periodt
Girl:hey you were born in August

Boy: yea,why?
Girl:that means your a bad bitch
by Wxvy.collin12 October 25, 2019
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autistic

Formerly meaning a way to describe those with the developmental disorder autism characterized by a lack of social skills, extreme/low intelligence (depending on the severity), and other odd behaviours, it is now an insult/slang term used by trolls/failtrolls alike when they can't say anything better or think that it's cool to use a developmental disorder as an insult.
Normal YouTube Comment Section:

User: *commenting on a Minecraft vid*
Troll: What are you? Autistic??
User: No. ._.
Troll: Yes, autistic. lol

Oh look! It's a troll using autism as an insult! That hasn't been overdone by millions of other trolls in the last 2 years! *derp* (It is, but you should get the sarcasm implied here.)
by epic343 February 13, 2015
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August 5

Bryce:Wassup Ni’Leah

Ni’Leah:Hi Bryce

Bryce:you know what today is?
Ni’Leah:August 5
Bryce: yea but is National smack ass day
by Quartlin Thompson August 4, 2019
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autistic

its a disability, not an adjective used to describe something you find utter stupid. and no, your friend isn’t ‘acting autistic’ 💀
Guy 1: I’m autistic. Just got diagnosed.
Guy 2: That doesn’t change who you are. You’re still cool, Guy 1. :)
by jayquan. February 1, 2022
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Autistic

If you're autistic, you are a certified cool guy.

- Yours truly, an autistic person.
Who invented the computer? An autistic person. Who discovered gravity? An autistic person. Who created the highest-grossing media franchise? An autistic person.

We are too powerful.
by BX56 June 18, 2022
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August Balls

Your balls seem to be uncontrollably sweating and emitting a foul odor, most commonly occurring in the hot summer month known as August. (This can also be used to describe these symptoms any time throughout the year.)
"Shit man, this sucks. I just came down with an awful case of August balls right before my blind date."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 17, 2010
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