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When someone is such a piece of shit that they make you wish they were aborted, because your life would be better without them, and the world would be a better place without them.

When you can't think of any "leaders" who aren't living, breathing, walking, and talking abortion advertisements, you know it's time to change countries.

by Publius0987 August 4, 2025

extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission

Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat with anonymous tips

Hub: ah, total douche defined...

by the comand'r November 20, 2023

abortion

Chiefly Boston; something that goes horribly wrong

Did you see the mess they made of downtown with the Big Dig and it's a billion over budget? What a fuckin abortion!

by the jerky March 14, 2023

Auschwitz abortion

Slit a pregnant Jewess belly open and either smash the Jewlings head against the wall,smearing it's brain or throw it in the loft and skewer it with a bayonet meanwhile the Jewess was screaming to her death

A Jewess has been torn to piece by tying her legs to two horses driven on gaindeal ways at Irma Greses befeal,her sister had just gotten an Auschwitz abortion by Irma

by adolphisback1889 April 12, 2024

Predetermined Abortion

An abortion that is predetermined. Specifically when someone gets pregnant, it is already determined that the baby will be aborted.

Oh you were pregnant? Did you give your kid a predetermined abortion???

by Dbcw June 10, 2025

Abort-miss-tion

When you find you got the bitch pregnant, so you light firecrackers off in her vagina to discard of any traces of life. This will most certainly make you lose your girlfriend unless she's into that. She will also probably be sent to an intensive care unit.

I'm going to be locked up in prison for like 25 years after performing an Abort-miss-tion on my gal.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

NATURAL ABORTION

A great reason why they need to pass ANAL VS. PAID.

LOOK how many of you ABORTION HATERS and ABORTION REJECTERS screw your GIRLY in the S0D0MY as you see congratulations you just had a NATURAL ABORTION as us FAGS are your residential experts and not only that it's PRIDE WEAK for all you NATURAL ABORTION FUCKERS.

by PREWH0RE F00D AMAZ0N ASSH0LE June 29, 2022