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Crazy African 

Someone of the African descent acting insane or raging in anger.
Jimmy's report card has 2 F's on it. Jimmy's mom sees the grades. Her thoughts on this are...
"How the h*ll did you f*cking fail two d*mn subjects? IF YOU EVER FAIL ANY SUBJECT AGAIN, YOU WILL DIE!!!!!"
Jimmy's mom = A crazy african

African Mud Whistle 

When a nude man or woman stands up and begins to take a shit. Their partner grabs the turd before it hits the ground and begins "oral sex" on the turd.
Kimmy felt sick after giving jared an african mud whistle..

African African 

There are African Americans and African Africans.

African Americans were born and raised in America, so did their parents and grand parents.

African African is sosmeone who was born in Africa and raised there. They might move to America and become a fob.

Jasmine: What's your name?

African: Chinedu

Jasmine: Where are you from again?

Chinedu: Nigeria I was born and raised there, I moved here last year.

Jasmine: Oooohhh!! So you are not African American you are African African.
African African by Gozzy August 11, 2008

African Diet

The act of losing weight AND getting a tan by laying in the hot sun all day and not eating a damn thing... just like everyone in africa
Victor: Hey did you see that ugly cunt over there?

Cyrus: Yeah bitch needs to get off the african diet
African Diet by Jake Berglund February 20, 2009

french african dude 

One that is not from France he actually pretends to be, having a french accent. He acts like he wants to be friends with you immediately when really he wants to get inside your pants. He acts acceptable to your parents. He usually goes for the nice young girls and says he's in his 20's but really hes like 45.
Hey dad this french african dude wants to be friends with me I think he wants to get inside my pants.

African Round Ball 

aka Basketball

dem niggaz love playin with balls.... in the mouth.... BOOYA
Hey look ma, that negro is playin with his african round ball. Can i give him a dirrrrrty sanchez???
African Round Ball by Jesus October 15, 2003