Absolezbolutely

A response given by a Lesbian if asked of her sexual orientation.

Greg: Sue, are you gay?
Sue: Absolezbolutely!!!!

by da madlinguist August 30, 2009

[Absolute homo]

1) Someone who is totally gay without question.

Did you see that hair dresser, now he's anabsolute home
If your a guy and enjoy staring at other guys while they workout, then you're an absolute homo

by The Robin December 3, 2009

abso-skitzo

going absolutely mad, crazy, angry ... with or without reason!

My mum went abso-skitzo when I got back... even though I was only an hour late! She's such a psycho

by lulu2352 December 14, 2009

absogalutely

Just another way of "red necking" up the word absolutely.

Someone asked me if I was in love with an Angel and I said "absogalutely".

by chieffan12 October 5, 2011

absofrickinlutely

adv. something that is most definitely going to happen

combination of absolutely and frickin

"Are you going to come visit me this weekend?"

"Absofrickinlutely!"

by BK&MITT October 9, 2011

Absolut Value

The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).

"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."

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by bennydre April 30, 2013

absolute andrew

A kind of cocktail.

"Hey did you try Absolute Andrew?"
"Nah man, I prefer Absolute Ashley."

by Hola213 December 7, 2013