Make like a fetus and abort

When you're in too deep and you have to just give up.

Good for shock value mostly.

Person one: Yo man, how is black history going?

Person two: Not good, I had a ten percent. So, I had to make like a fetus and abort.

by pseudoisopod April 17, 2010

aboyne

To beat an expert at a game of skill by playing so appallingly that none of his clever tactics or strategies are of any use to him.

*kick to face*
*evasion by accident*

by Miriam March 25, 2005

talk about jesus

Phrase used in order to disguise the fact that you are going out to smoke pot.

Johnny: Hey mom im going to Timmys to talk about jesus
Mom: Ok have fun sweetie

Minutes later

Johnny: Dude I love talking about jesus!
Timmy: Me too! Pass the Honey Buns

by callmemunch March 30, 2008

You talk about

The beginning to every sentence spout from every uneducated, talentless, self-indulgent blowhard sports commentator.

"You talk about a guy who couldn't get work outside of a public bathroom if sports weren't invented, and BOOM, John Madden's name is at the top of that list."

by KCG January 27, 2004

Abolish the Police

The stupidest fucking idea that has ever come out of someone’s mouth

person 1: how can we ensure that police brutality is limited to a minimum and law enforcement can maintain trust between themselves and the community?

person 2: spend more time and money training officers so that they are more confident in their abilities and don’t default to deadly force as often

person 1: Great idea :)

person 3: ABOLISH THE POLICE!

persons 1&2: Shut up retard.

by Am Very Smart June 9, 2020

toilet abortion

The act of using a coat hanger to unclog the toilet after a particularly large deposit. The poor mans plunger

Im not ready for this yet we just moved in i havent had time to get a plunger yet
Hey bro toilet abortion, just between us aight.

by noodles the cat October 23, 2003

Abortnite

When a father successfully beats the pregnancy out of a woman

My Wife stated that she was pregnant from the hardcore fucking I gave her, so I'm gonna give her a hardcore beat down in abortnite. That's what I call a Victory Royal

by ChingChongMudufuka October 13, 2018