shower in a bottle.

The first beer after a long day of hard work.

Describes what is felt after drinking the first beer after a hard day of work.

-Dude you need to stop at the store....
*why? We're a block away from your house
-I need a shower in a bottle.

Awwwwww.

i love these showers in a bottle. Best time of the day

by Full Status August 28, 2011

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Shower Offer

When a young, impressionable Asian man, originating from New Zealand has an increased demand in shower sex, owing to an overall boost in consumption capability.

Guy 1: So ever since that guy took microeconomics, he's been having more sex. Especially in the shower.

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Is there more available? Did sex taxes go down?

Guy 1: Nope, greater demand.

Guy 2: Ah! So he's a shower offer.

by Waterloo ex-pat October 20, 2011

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shower power

The ability to endure harsh weather conditions after taking a long hot shower. Esp. cold.

Mike: Damn! Where's your jacket? It's like 20 below out here!

Jim: No problems bro, I've got shower power.

Mike: Oh, I was wondering why your hair was frozen!

by CupricCow March 7, 2012

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Shower Toast

To consume toast in the shower whilst one is hungover. The polar opposite of a shower beer.

"Aw yeah this shower toast is really doing the trick for the old hangover".

by aSurfingClown December 1, 2014

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Shower Cappin'

An urban slang word meaning to act crazy or irrational. It originates from inner city Detroit. It is most often used when referring to a black woman going crazy when her weave is touched.

"Yo dawg, why is your boo shower cappin'?"

by Not Bill or Steve May 12, 2014

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