dicking around

dicking around is one i've heard many times before. the most common defenition would be: messing around, wasting time, or goofing off.

dude we are going to be late! stop dicking around!

by Felicia October 30, 2003

pizza dick

A dick that is infected with numerous STDs. All the different sores, warts, etc. found on the dick resemble the array of toppings on a pizza.

Gross, you had sex with that guy? I heard he had pizza dick.

by HallucinogenicRobot November 11, 2005

mah dick

Mah Dick is My Dick. As in one's Penis.

Hey yo beeyotch, suck m'dick.

by Casey July 2, 2003

Big Dick

In the dice game craps, when the come out roll is a ten. Any combination ie; 5+5, 6+4, 4+6 it is called big dick or at any time a ten is rolled someone might say there is big dick

Common shooter, where is big dick, common dice big dick, no seven

by rucus11 August 15, 2009

Dick Knipfing

Named after Albuquerque newscaster, Dick Knipfing is the act of taking a money shot in the nose. In order to qualify as dick knipfing, the semen must actually enter the nostril. Also, dick knipfer: one who shoots semen in another's nose.

After practicing dick knipfing, Sally cried pearl rain.

by cuntchocula September 5, 2007

Dick-Flick

A movie meant only for guys.

Wow dude I just saw Rambo with Darlene. It was great but her and I both agree its a Dick-Flick

by Andrew your excellency January 24, 2010

dick nose

A condition in which someone's nose, usually but not limited to a female, has increased its size due to in large part of being slapped in the face with a numerous amount of penis.

Todd: "Man, what happened to Christina's nose?"

Fred: "My dick is what happened."

dick nose

by Mr. Wright July 22, 2007