cuntchocula's definitions

pearl rain

Crying semen. After one takes a money shot in the nose (see dick knipfing, the semen comes out of the tear ducts as pearl rain.

Only Prince is man enough to cry pearl rain

by cuntchocula September 5, 2007

Dick Knipfing

Named after Albuquerque newscaster, Dick Knipfing is the act of taking a money shot in the nose. In order to qualify as dick knipfing, the semen must actually enter the nostril. Also, dick knipfer: one who shoots semen in another's nose.

After practicing dick knipfing, Sally cried pearl rain.

by cuntchocula September 5, 2007