To drink lots of coffee all day because you're addicted and that's the only way you feel like a whole person.
I made some coffee in the french press this morning that's as black as my soul, and I've been riding the black pony ever since.
by Wheeeeeeee! December 8, 2005
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Female: Eww your dick smells like ass
Male: Thats right bitch, im robbing the bank. Now shut up and lick that shit clean
Male: Thats right bitch, im robbing the bank. Now shut up and lick that shit clean
by vnvxvnv February 25, 2010
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The Beatles • the boy • The Bible • The Breath Of Versailles • the best • The BigGay • the bird • The Beast • the box • the bomb
by Jesfine July 10, 2004
Get the the bomb mug.A Brotherhood ruled by the Grand Imperial Wizard and his Phallus Guard. The aim of the Brotherhood is to give assistance and share information between the fellow members concerning the conquering of the enemy to men, the Vagina. If a member, or members, successfully conquer a Vagina, they are instantly promoted to the next level of the Brotherhood. The lowest level, which all members start as, are known as "Knobs." The next highest level are known as "Troopers," and the level after that "Great Shlongs." The Final level that can be reached is the "Kaiser of Vag." Once members have reached this level, members can vote for them to reach the higher echelons. The three leaders of a sect, voted in by other members or given the post by the Grand Imperial Wizard, are known as the "Pink Cookie Crushers," (or the Crushers for short.) and oversee actions of the members of the sect and initiation. Only the Crushers have the power to initiate and ejaculate (kick out) members. The Phallus Guard, of which there are seven, have power over each and every sect and answer only to the Grand Imperial Wizard himself. The Wizard is voted in from the Phallus Guard by the Phallus Guard. In turn, the new member of the Phullus Guard is selected by the Phallus Guard from a Pink Cookie Crusher from any sect. Most men are already members, they just do not know it yet and thus are still Knobs. Only upon accepting the Grand Imperial Wizard as your leader, and helping other members, can you advance.
Person 1: "Hey dude, i wanna join the Brotherhood of Penis."
Person 2: "Go for it dude, that Vagina needs conquering!"
Person 1: "All hail the Grand Imperial Wizard! His cock and balls will guide us through the valley of the shadow of the vagina!"
Person 2: "Go for it dude, that Vagina needs conquering!"
Person 1: "All hail the Grand Imperial Wizard! His cock and balls will guide us through the valley of the shadow of the vagina!"
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Geez, mate, why are you here so early?
Didja shit the bed?
Geez, mate, why are you here so early?
Didja shit the bed?
by perrynlorelle April 13, 2015
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by Godballer January 5, 2011
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Long Live The Black Parade!
by addicted2mcr October 19, 2007
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