riding the black pony

To drink lots of coffee all day because you're addicted and that's the only way you feel like a whole person.

I made some coffee in the french press this morning that's as black as my soul, and I've been riding the black pony ever since.

by Wheeeeeeee! December 07, 2005

misunderinterpret

verb - to incorrectly expect very little of your understanding of something.

John, you are never not always misunderinterpreting how much I am not denying that I am avoiding that person's campsite.

by Wheeeeeeee! November 23, 2005