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riding the black pony

To drink lots of coffee all day because you're addicted and that's the only way you feel like a whole person.

I made some coffee in the french press this morning that's as black as my soul, and I've been riding the black pony ever since.

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verb - to incorrectly expect very little of your understanding of something.

John, you are never not always misunderinterpreting how much I am not denying that I am avoiding that person's campsite.

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