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The Wal-Mart Effect

When you've become a permanent employee of Wal-Mart - where you've paved your destiny by binding yourself to work there for the rest if your life, it is inevitable that you will become a fatty, a super fatty fat fatty, some could even argue morbidly obese fatty. This comes from the depression and misery & rollercoaster of negative emotions that comes with being employed with Wal-Mart. Every employee that works their way up in the store, undoubtedly, experiences The Wal-Mart Effect. Fattys.
Friend 1: Hey buddy, you've gained some weight since I seen you last!
Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager.

Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load!
Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect.

Manager: Go wash the windows.
Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.
by OGPAPI69 July 29, 2018
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The Patrick Effect

The Patrick Effect is a statistical phenomenon discovered in Austria.

It was observed that something e.g. an activity that would usually happen is massively less likely to happen if the person who suggested it is called 'Patrick'.
'Bro, last week he told me we would hang out but I haven't heard anything from him since.'
'Yeah man, that's The Patrick Effect'
by Dr. Mr. Me June 20, 2018
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The Djordje effect

Being able to convince a whole group of people of an idea that originally was thought of as stupid or whimsical.
Person 1- bro I am really starting to believe that conspiracy theory.
Person 2- ahhh… you might be under the Djordje effect
Person 1- oh true.
by Yaboi8887 August 25, 2025
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The Garfield Effect

when you feel tired and off purely because it's a monday
Person: Aw man I'm suffering from The Garfield Effect today
Person2: Oh dude that sucks
by vimwit March 1, 2021
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The cunterfly effect

When an ill-informed cunt flaps his/her gums, they can start a riot anywhere in the world.
Nigel Farage spreading disinformation was one of the main causes of the U.K. riots in 2024. A prime example of the cunterfly effect.
by DopeyStats August 8, 2024
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the sapio effect

an strategic and assertive way of dating where you don’t ask girls out but you assume they’ve already agreed to go out with you.

also stating facts about someone but is really just guessing

the girl will feel like she’s chasing you
average guy
beta: “w-would you like to go get dinner some time?”
girl: “eww no thanks bye”

the sapio effect
chad: “we’re going out for drinks this saturday, thanks for clearing out your schedule w the fam”
girl: “y-yes, of course! no problem haha!”
by averageguy1234 December 19, 2023
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The Bruner Effect

A throwback or lapse of the mind that brings back the joy of a childhood that causes an individual to skip in place or attempt to fly away by flapping their arms in their perspective environment.
*sees random person trying to fly away*

“This person is displaying The Bruner Effect.”
by Geissele_416D November 22, 2023
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