Shuffler

A crack head that does that little shuffle walk from the pre-high as they're about to score their next hit of crack.

Look at that crack head shuffler, they're definitely scoring crack

by OGPAPI69 November 24, 2023

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Shuffler

Canadian slang for a crack head for the way they walk up to the dealer as they’re about to score, the pre high walk before the actual high.

Look at that shuffler, he’s definitely scoring crack!

by OGPAPI69 November 24, 2023

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The Wal-Mart Effect

When you've become a permanent employee of Wal-Mart - where you've paved your destiny by binding yourself to work there for the rest if your life, it is inevitable that you will become a fatty, a super fatty fat fatty, some could even argue morbidly obese fatty. This comes from the depression and misery & rollercoaster of negative emotions that comes with being employed with Wal-Mart. Every employee that works their way up in the store, undoubtedly, experiences The Wal-Mart Effect. Fattys.

Friend 1: Hey buddy, you've gained some weight since I seen you last!
Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager.

Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load!
Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect.

Manager: Go wash the windows.
Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.

by OGPAPI69 July 29, 2018

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