Dick Bricking

An action performed on someone so inconsolably stupid that you need to let them know the amount of their stupidity, in the most informal and direct way. Take a dick pic, print it, tape it to a brick, then whack the aforementioned stupid person upside the head.

"Wow, Mark really deserves a good Dick Bricking"

by Qby42 September 13, 2016

Dick lips

A man or women with lips that look like they were made for sucking dick

Ever since Ricky got out of jail he looks like he has some dick lips.

by Motherfkrrrr September 18, 2016

Dick Schwab

A rude remark used when someone is pissing you off to the fullest extent.

Jeff: "I love to bang 24/7 and I live in the most white neighborhood with all my rich ass friends."
Ronald: "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHER FUCKING DICK SCHWAB!"

by WolfWeed II of the Anus September 30, 2016

Dick Cut Slut

Slut who suck dick and use teeth.

"I bit my bbs suck,im suck a dick cut slut !"

by IdPayToWatchKeemstarsSexTape October 16, 2016

Dick tit

A person or object that is:
a. Someone who's such an asshole you don't know what to call them
b. A pretty woman you meet at the pub, have a few drinks with then go back to your place with, only to realise she has much more downstairs. Or...
c. That one bloke you want to beat the absolute shit out of

Jesus, your such a... a.... dick tit!
Why did you approach me you dick tit?!
I swear to God that dick tit is gonna get it...

by soulofadeadman November 15, 2016

Dick Surprise

The act of startling someone (preferably a spouse or partner) by placing your member on top of a door handle from a room they are about to exit. By doing this the first thing they see is dangus, as soon as door is fully open you yell "dick surprise" and run away. This usually results in a loud shriek and elevated heart rate. Probably not safe for the elderly or those with known heart conditions.

Trisha was not expecting there to be a large dong on the other side of the door. Upon seeing the meat Patrick yelled dick surprise and she shrieked and fainted.

by Projectpat1983 November 23, 2016

dick bus

When a men's dick is comparable to a school bus

Wow, Jimmy has a real dick bus.

by YNWL December 3, 2016