Parked

1) When a day or something is boring

1: "how's your day going?" "It's going ok, parked tbh"
2: "how's that movie you saw?" "Absolutely parked, 4/10 would not recommend"

by Juiceeeboxxxx March 24, 2024

Parked

Something boring or slow

It's not even Lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked

by Yankee w/ no Yankee March 25, 2024

Parked

The vehicle is unmoving, it cannot go anywhere.

Nothing is happening, it’s boring, things are coming to a halt, they’ve been put in their place

A: Today has been absolutely parked bro.
B: nah, it’s not a wrap yet.

A: Parked, it’s over.

by Eastsidegambit April 3, 2024

Parked

Done. Over. Boring

That bit is parked (as in it’s done, it’s no longer funny)
How was that movie? It was parked (boring asf)

by Da Jagermeister April 4, 2024

parkinsised

Parkinisised means to have severe tremors

Bren:*is holding a flashlight while his hands shake*
Jude:who ever is holding this flashlight is severely parkinsised

by anonymous April 11, 2024

Parking Garage

A woman who is ran through by men of different races, heights, weights and sizes. These men have "parked" themselves in the various different "spots" of the woman (i.e., pussy and/or mouth).

Also refers to a woman who fucks multiple men at the same time, having two or more men "parked" inside her at once.

Scenario 1 -
Guy 1: Dude she's so fine
Guy 2: Yeah man there's a reason she's a parking garage

Scenario 2 -
Guy 1: Fuck man idk if I can fit
Guy 2: Yeah... the parking garage is getting full

by [e-mail] April 11, 2024

Parker

Parker's, Normally very Tall, Athletic, and Sexy. Girls call him the Long Dong Silver, He's very good in bed but only gets with the sexiest woman. Very good at football and very physical as well that's why the girls love him. Lastly Parker's are very hardworking and driven in life, They are one of a kind.

Man Parker is truly a unit< wish I was like him.

by The Beef Curtain Punisher April 11, 2024