dick surprise 

When it's bigger than u thought ((;
Or smaller than u thought )):

Last night had a special dick surprise for me..better than I thought.
Or
This morning he gave me a total dick surprise..his microscope couldn't even see it.

dick surprise by Fxcking.excplicit January 12, 2016

dick tease 

Woman or man creating sexual arousal to make a penis hard , usually by flaunting nudity

bills wife jogging naked is a real dick tease.

dick tease by r2d2+2 March 28, 2016

Dick window 

A person who is missing their front 4 teeth, on the top and bottom row to allow a dick to enter.

Hey you want to go downtown and find a crackhead with a Dick Window?

Dick window by Big_nick357 March 29, 2016

dick tonsils 

Tonsils that have been ravaged by a penis after repetitive insertion

Man that dude gave me some serious Dick Tonsils after that blowjob in the back alley, yikes!

dick tonsils by EdNigma Gene April 5, 2016

dick wrist 

When the wrinkles on your wrist look like the circumcision scar on a dick, especially in a photograph.

You got that dick wrist, son.

dick wrist by VonJost April 9, 2016

dick sparkler 

A tasty mixed drink made with vodka, club soda, champagne, and tropical Italian soda.

My sister makes some amazing mixed drinks. You HAVE to try her dick sparkler!

dick sparkler by darthquixote April 11, 2016

dick suit 

The very fanciest condom available

My dick suit was top of the line and custom ordered

dick suit by LJ9493 September 16, 2016