deer dicking

The act of putting a tape, ink, or painted penis on a deer crossing sign for laughs.

Dude! That sign needed some deer dicking!

by Marco Porno January 13, 2009

Dick tickles

When a girl is trying to swallow your penis and the uvula tickles your penis

bro I heard she was good at giving dick tickles

by Sick whick August 2, 2019

Dick Hop

the term Dick Hop Refers to 2 cases:-

The First Case Being a psychological case:-

The psychological case implies that a female cannot survive even a few days without having a male companion. Or it also implores that a female simply gets bored of the male fast and seeks a diff companion on a weekly basis

The Second Case Being out of pure Choice:-

In this case the female simply chooses to hop from dick to dick simply because she doesnt want to be committed to one dick.

"yo man i just broke up with my girl last week and shes already with another dude...we were together for 2 years"
.yeah man sorry about that but shes just a total dick hop"

by Sparkz1 November 2, 2009

shrivel dick

The act of sexual intercourse despite a male's inability to become sexually aroused by their partner.

"Jody totally wants my d"
"What are you waiting for? Make a move!"
"I don't know I'm not really attracted to her I doubt I could even get hard."
"Don't let that stop you, just shrivel dick her!"

by mmmberry December 5, 2011

Dick Turd

When someone fucking annoying that you want to get rid of them the same you would a turd i.e pushing that bitch out as hard as you can when you are constipated but as fast as you can ejaculate.

"you seen that bitch over there...her name Destiney?"
"Oh my god that thot is such a dick turd!"

by Socratic Sarcasshole March 2, 2015

coffee dick

a large erection, swinging in the wind. like it just drank coffee; dick on caffeine;super dick

Ed, your about to get that coffee dick.

by scalamoney August 19, 2014

Dick is in a blender

stuck in a bad place, stressed out, or over worked.

Jeremy Says:"Hey can you get those TPS reports ready by end of day?"
Dustin Says:"I'll try but my dick is in a blender with all these broken computers."

by JeremyWhat December 21, 2008