dick puddin 

Cum on the dick

I fucked that girl last night and when I pulled out I had dick puddin.

dick puddin by anonymous_21 May 12, 2015

Dick on the Down Low 

A guy you're boning, but you're too embarrassed to tell your friends.

I never knew that you and Eric were hooking up!
Yeah, you did. It was years ago...
Are you sure you're not still boning? Is he your dick on the down low?

Dick on the Down Low by TeenyPony June 2, 2015

Dick Wiesel

A Dick Wiesel is someone who is always very annoying and he is a douche bag that never shuts up. They are always following you and never leave.

Hey Jim, Did you see that Dick Wiesel following us today.

Dick Wiesel by Dick Wiesel June 17, 2015

dick fence 

When you see a group of guys trying to get with a chick. Forming a "dick fence" around her in a sense.

Hey , look at all those guys following that chick around. Kinda like a dick fence, man.

dick fence by dRocl October 12, 2015

Dick scrub 

(Adj.) A man or woman who cannot use a penis effectively.

Did you hear about john? He was using the urinal and hit the people behind him! What a dick scrub!

Dick scrub by Thataco October 15, 2015

dick pug 

a super cute boy who is actually an asshole
Synonym: fuck boy

He's being such a dick pug!

dick pug by Dredibuns October 21, 2015

Dick Dementia 

The state of being in which a woman has gotten such good sex from a man that she has contracted short term mental deficiency.

Marcy got dicked down so hard last night that she has dick dementia. She lost her car keys and nearly choked on her own gum.

Dick Dementia by chairfacechampion January 7, 2016