Government cheese

a hot girl with a nice ass that you suspect was at sometime fed with food stamps.

Ted said to Chris about the hot girl standing at the corner,"Look at all the government cheese."

Government cheese by Smart but lazy June 8, 2021

Crank the Cheese Grater 

Slang term for masturbation, particularly of the male variety. Also used to describe hand jobs or other sexual acts involving the penis.

Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.

"Did you hear Zach got caught by his mom cranking the cheese grater last night? Totally embarrasing!"

"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."

"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."

Crank the Cheese Grater by C-Diddy145 June 25, 2009

Sliding the Cheese 

When a man performs cunnilingus on a yeast infected vagina, collects all the "yeasties" on his tongue and French kisses the woman.

This girl had a yeast infection and asked me if I was down for sliding the cheese with her and some close friends.

Sliding the Cheese by donkey amplitude July 11, 2010

bop bop cheese 

This phrase is commonly used in situations in which no one has anything to say, and the conversation gets awkward. The end result is usually laughter.

Chris: Hey, Mary!
Mary: Hey.
Awkward silence occurs.
Chris: bop bop cheese
Mary: LOL USO FUNNY!

bop bop cheese by Shippo2wolf July 7, 2011

Chuck E Cheese 

A goofy or a lame. Used for roasting your boyz.

Aye bro the Chuck E Cheese lookin ass is a lame.

Chuck E Cheese by MestizoKid October 1, 2018

Arabian cheeseburger 

When an ugly blond dark-skinned midget is sandwhiched between to 300 lb light-skinned arabian women. (other versions with indians and amazon people exist

Dude I saw theodore get a Arabian cheeseburger with those two fat white chicks last night.

Arabian cheeseburger by John Yamamoto October 13, 2007

cheese helmet 

the GREATEST Rock'n roll band EVER, hailing from Stjørdal, Norway

I love Cheese helmet, like in I love ___

cheese helmet by Alf August 12, 2003