dick biographer

A man who makes constant, excessive, uninvited inquiries into the sexual activities of his friends.

Jimmy: I saw you driving with that chick earlier, did you guys have sex?

Dave: Quit being a dick biographer.

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dick goal

The amount of sexual acts, in which a penis is necessary, that one aspires to participate.

My dick goal is to receive six Paul Giamatti Snow Globes before I die.

dick goal by jkHeZ June 23, 2014

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When a lack of masturbation leads to a fit of intense rage.

After not yanking his noodle, Johnny has terrible dick rage.

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A group of total assholes/dickheads parading around like little cunts.

Just put Mel Gibson and Paula Deen together. It would be a perfect dick parade of total bigots.

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To say "I think it will only take a day for you to make this website for me" is a "Dick Estimate" which would make that person a "Dick Estimator"

dick estimator by ltd March 11, 2015

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The act of using your dick to start a fire, more specifically, cumshotting into whatever you're trying to burn.

When Daquan decided to pull out, he accidentally started a fire with his dick lighter

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She was out by the dumpster sucking on her third cock from the same bar.
"Damn, that some quality dick snacking."

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