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mutton cunt

When a girl's vagina tastes a little funny. Sometimes the "mutton-esque" flavour comes on as the result of middle age.

When you eat out the snatch of an 18-year old girl, it tastes quite a bit like lamb chops.

But when you eat out some dirty old cougar, it tastes kinda wonky. A mutton cunt!

BAAAAAAA!
mutton cunt by Pollup January 14, 2008
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rubber cunt 

(expletive) Any thing (esp a male person) deemed to be vaguely useless, lacking real quality or consistency, or just plain old usefullness. Used as an amplification on the well worn 'cunt' insult. Possibly more insulting.
(1) My slowest PC is a useless Rubber Cunt of a thing.
(2) The rubber cunt that opens the fucking newsagent didnt show and I spent an hour in the fucked out rain waiting for him.
rubber cunt by MuttShaw October 26, 2005

selfish cunt 

a British based Art-Punk band, the group was originally led by 2 members, the rather androgynous lead singer Martin Tomlinson, and guitarist Patrick Constable but the group has now has a Bassist and Drummer. The group are known for rather offensive song titles and lyrics, and shouldn't be really taken seriously.
Some Of Selfish Cunt's songs worth finding
Fuck The Poor
Britain Is Shit
My Prerogative
selfish cunt by KDB November 11, 2006

butt cunt 

a man or woman who takes penile penatration in their anal cavity or cocoa canyon.
Vicky's canyon canal was like fucking a warm glass of water, so we all gang banged her dirty butt cunt.
butt cunt by Filthbag March 21, 2007

deaf cunt 

A highly proficient networker. Also deaf. And a bit of a cunt.
Aw man, that guy knows everybody in here. He must be a deaf cunt.
deaf cunt by KMacG May 20, 2014

wonky eyed shit cunt 

a friendly yet insulting terminology used amongst friends