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Bloomf

Hahaha, I just did a bloomf.
by Bunnyromeo April 14, 2024
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blooping

when you eat two bowls of captain crunch all berries and the next day have blue glowing french fry poop
watson was blooping
by sigmanuggs April 26, 2024
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Bloody Clydesdale

When you’re fisting a girl on her period that hasn’t shaved her legs for two weeks
Jorge: “I just gave sally a bloody clydesdale this morning”
Tim: “you rock dude
by Msoups April 26, 2024
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Bloody Tyrone

A Bloody Mary beverage made with Vodka, tomato juice, and hot sauce and completed with garnish consisting of a piece of fried chicken, a red hot cheeto, and a watermelon slice. Optionally served with a sidecar of red or purple koolaid.
L’ Queefa is you going to order a Bloody Tyrone with your bunch?
by L’Carla April 27, 2024
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Blooditis

What you call your menstrual cycle when you don’t know what it is or you are calling out sick
Sorry boss! I won’t be in tomorrow. I have a terrible case of blooditis. It’s going to take some special packaging to remedy this one.

Hey! Uh, looks like I got a case of blooditis. I can’t stop bleeding and it’s been 5 days. Better page the doc.
by Poet678 April 27, 2024
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Bloonfie

*Theory* First discovered on a niche meme gif on 04/29/24, the term bloonfie refers to one psychically connecting to a chronically-online individual through shared trauma or powerful wisdom, unattained by the bystanders around them.

When taken literally, though, we can only suppose the radical “bloon”, taken from the Bloons TD battles video game franchise, seems to refer to a balloon. And the ending “fie” or “fy” meaning “be made”… as such, “Bloonfie” would signify someone becoming a balloon.
As seen on the gif: Bloonfie to Bloonfie… Communication!

Ari: “LET’S BLOONF TOGETHER.”

Anne-Ma: “Idk what a bloonfie is.”

Normie bystander: “Ohmagad, these gals are SO bloonfing right now! I’m so jealous.”
by GigouProd April 29, 2024
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Bloodcrippin

A person who refuses to choose a side.
Tyrell you can't trust Jamal he be Bloodcrippin
by Vulgar_English April 29, 2024
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