1. You spend $100 (or more) on alcoholic beverages, then bring 5 ladies to your dorm room. You feel lucky, you're positive you're going to get laid. That is until the ladies drink your whole stash and ditch you, leaving you dry with your hands down your pants.
Ladies: Yeah...uh...we got to use the bathroom...
Unlucky dude: Ok cool, just come back when you're done.
Friend: You dumbass, you just got pablo'd!
You: Obama doesn't want to legalize marijuana. He hasn't even proposed a bill for the senate to vote on.
Me: Yea, but he did make it illegal for the feds to override state law like in Cali, and if they ever did the case would go the Supreme Court where there is a better chance they will find the federal law unconstitutional...so yea, get ya shit straight.
You: Damn, I've been misleading people this whole time.
Dude 1: "Did you guys hear that General Pinochet died?"
Female: "Didn't he start the coup d'état back in the 70s?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I'm not sorry that guy is dead, had my uncle killed."
Dude 1: "Fuck your communist tree loving fag uncle."