Shit-steak

Something that is generally good, such as steak, that is shitty for some reason.

"I left a chocolate bar in my hot car and it turned into shit-steak."

"Lets go out and party!"
*gets arrested for public intoxication*
"Well that night turned into shit-steak."

by Fordtuff June 25, 2018

Shits-a-phrenia

When you are as paranoid as shit or so scared you shit yourself.

I can’t do haunted houses anymore. Every time I go to one, I come down with a wicked case of shits-a-phrenia.

by RonBurgundy2001 July 12, 2018

the littlest of shits

The tiniest, most microscopic amount of shits

Tony, I don’t give the littlest of shits about you.

by Animalcrackers123 July 16, 2018

Beaver shit

When a beaver takes a shit. People describe this smell as: beaver feet, old people’s fart, rotting cheese, or printer paper.

Oh shit! That beaver shit smells nasty!

Lauren, you smell like beaver shit today.

My moldy grilled cheese smells like beaver shit. I wouldn’t eat it if I were you.

by [e-mail] January 18, 2019

shit oaisis

The isolated, clean bathroom at work that always has lots of toilet paper and soundproof walls.

Dude, I totally destroyed the shit oaisis after last night’s enchiladas.

by DryDriver January 19, 2019

shit on a priest

An exclamation, much like "Holy Fuck!", but more offensive, which is good.

Bloke One: Did you get a number from that girl last night?

Bloke Two: Yeah, she was hotter than hell, but SHIT ON A PRIEST was she drunk!

by Jacobss January 23, 2019

Shit Smell

The culmination of 3 knee grows that when they get together is more powerful than a Dodge Ram.

That small army wanted to fight but the shit smell was too strong

by Kneegrow81 February 6, 2019