Wilkinson Delight

The act of getting cum on ones hand and smacking and rubbing the cum on another person's face

Hank: What are you doing? That's gross!

Sean: Dude it's called a Wilkinson Delight!

Hank: Wipe it off!

Sean: No Way.

by Johnson69 January 23, 2009

Will

He is a beautiful, terrible being. A destroyer of worlds. The conquerer of Earth. He is all that is man. Beautiful women flock to him and all men envy him. He will rule the world with his iron fist and see that only the strong prosper. Galactic conquest is next on this loving yet tyrannical ruler's agenda. Gods tremble before his awesomeness.

Zues: We shall---
Hermes: Lord Zues, the great and all powerful Will is coming.
Zues: Damn! He makes even me look like a bitch ass pansy!
Hermes: I'm gay.
Aphrodite: Will crippled me for life with his massive member!

by MeerPeanuts January 29, 2010

will knot

when semen gets stuck in your public hair & no matter what you do, it 'will not' come out.

You've had that will knot there for ages.

by newtdecay January 14, 2008

Fuzzy Wilkinson

When a man/woman steamroles there unshaved gooch over someones nose

Man this weekend was crazy, I was hanging out with my friends and they gave me a fuzzy wilkinson when I was sleeping.

by Gooch857 February 18, 2009

Wilkenings

(n.) The unit of measure for gasesous oral emissions. The scale is a logorithmic scale from 1 to 10, similar to the Richter scale.

Man, that blech was so loud from across the room that it must've been at least 8 Wilkenings

by David Jurgens September 25, 2003

we will rock you

By Queen, 1978.



The ultimate war song!

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
Singin'

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back in your place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

good will

A factor of humanity that is lacking in most people. Good will is the basic component of "good people," that is, those who are nonmalignant, those with clean motives, and those who possess a lack of cruelty and viciousness.

1) Show some good will to this homeless man; buy him some coffee.
2) Where is the good will in men? I find only selfishness, hate, and the profanity of the good.

by talkshow on mute February 6, 2005