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Wilkinson Theory 

The theory is that any girl with the name Avery will end up being pretty. If she is not pretty she will end up having a glow up because her name is Avery.
β€œThat girl Avery had a HUGE glow up. She’s the definition of Wilkinson theory.”
Wilkinson Theory by Thy birthgiver January 18, 2021

sammy wilkinson 

Boy: who's that guy?
Girl:it's my daddy!
Boy: who?!
Girl: stfu! It's sammy wilkinson
sammy wilkinson by queen muffin February 21, 2015

Reverse Romanian Wilkinson 

A freaky and indescribable sex move involving a penguin mask, a bag of marbles, and a kilo of guacamole.
Person 1: "that was unbelievable!"

Person 2: "that's the Reverse Romanian Wilkinson, baby."

Ellen Wilkinson 

A school may seem like an innocent school but trust me it isn't. This school will change your daughters behavior. This school discriminates, treats students like trash, don't respect our opinions and beliefs, and verbally abuse students. Teachers physically abuse us at times as well. Whenever an incident happens the teachers twist the truth to make themselves look good. Btw the health and hygiene is TERRIBLE. This place pretends to be Hogwarts in front of ofsted.
Olivia: Omg nooo i have to go to Ellen Wilkinson starting from September
Ava: Awww I feel sorry for you, that school has the worst students, teachers and hygiene so good luck

Wilkinson 

The act of applying Lotus Biscoff spread onto your penis and having an individual lick it off - often through oral.
"Yeah, don't do a Wilkinson, it's basically a guaranteed yeast infection"
Wilkinson by BadDay445 April 21, 2021

Reverse Romanian Wilkinson 

A particularly vulgar move where the one partner eats guacamole out of the asshole of the other followed by marbles being shoved into a orifice then followed by one partner getting a face ride from the other using a penguin mask as a penetrative device
Joe: Dude Mia and I did the Reverse Romanian Wilkinson last night
Dallas: How did you obtain that much guacamole man
Joe: The hard part was getting the marbles the smelled stank before and after