One day, two of the apostles were in Heaven, discussing God's creations on Earth.
They talked for hours of the things they believed to be God's greatest acheivments, when one turned to the other, and said, "But what about Wales?". The second apostle said, "What do you mean?" "Well, they have a land of breathtaking beauty, valleys low with rivers rich with trout and salmon so that they never go hungry, breathtaking scenery for the poets to wonder over. mountains full of ore and coal, so that they will always have industry and warmth. A tongue so beautiful, that strangers will be fascinated, but never quite grasp, which gives them individuality. Mountains high, which produce vegetation that is unable to grow anywhere else in the world, and such a rich array of wildlife, a man would never see them all in all his lifetime."
So the second apostle turns to the first, and says " yes, I agree, this land of Wales, and the Welsh people, seem truly blessed in many ways. Why has God favoured them so?"
His answer was simple.
"He's trying to make up for what they've got growing on their arse."
They talked for hours of the things they believed to be God's greatest acheivments, when one turned to the other, and said, "But what about Wales?". The second apostle said, "What do you mean?" "Well, they have a land of breathtaking beauty, valleys low with rivers rich with trout and salmon so that they never go hungry, breathtaking scenery for the poets to wonder over. mountains full of ore and coal, so that they will always have industry and warmth. A tongue so beautiful, that strangers will be fascinated, but never quite grasp, which gives them individuality. Mountains high, which produce vegetation that is unable to grow anywhere else in the world, and such a rich array of wildlife, a man would never see them all in all his lifetime."
So the second apostle turns to the first, and says " yes, I agree, this land of Wales, and the Welsh people, seem truly blessed in many ways. Why has God favoured them so?"
His answer was simple.
"He's trying to make up for what they've got growing on their arse."
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A radio band that has electrical noise from lights,weak signal beacons, and weak foreign overseas broadcasts most of the time between 150 kHz to 519 kHz on your shortwave radio with LW.
There is nothing on the Long wave radio to listen to because of the buzzing noise from the next door neighbors apartment.
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"I'd been eating a lot of vegetables lately and had to hurry to the bathroom as my bow wave gas was really coming on strong, I knew I'd be prairie dogging next."
by Iam Phautin February 19, 2009
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It is a deeply meaningful gesture showcasing the depth of commitment the waver has for the wave receiver; faced against all odds of completing a true hand wave, the waver still tries and does the next best thing.
It is a deeply meaningful gesture showcasing the depth of commitment the waver has for the wave receiver; faced against all odds of completing a true hand wave, the waver still tries and does the next best thing.
A person carrying a bag and talking on the phone sees a friend passing by, he penguin waves with the elbow on the phone-arm.
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The level was initially created in a lighter blue theme with the same manner of flashing lights and fast playstyle meant to rival Poltergeist, another Nine Circles level that was considered the hardest of the type of levels at the time. Shortly after the verification of Bloodbath by Riot, Sonic Wave was buffed significantly, taking on a much darker blue theme, with more detail on certain parts and the addition of several obstacles such as spikes and pillars and narrowing of hallways in the wave sections of the level. Before admitting to the speedhacking of Sonic Wave by Cyclic, he claimed to have "verified" the level. The level was considered to be too difficult to complete and Cyclic was accused of hacking Sonic Wave, to which he would later admit doing.
Both Riot and Sunix would be the two main contenders for the first person to verify Sonic Wave legitimately. Sunix would later assume this title, having taken 18 months to complete the level, making Sonic Wave among the longest levels taken to verify in Geometry Dash history.
The level was initially created in a lighter blue theme with the same manner of flashing lights and fast playstyle meant to rival Poltergeist, another Nine Circles level that was considered the hardest of the type of levels at the time. Shortly after the verification of Bloodbath by Riot, Sonic Wave was buffed significantly, taking on a much darker blue theme, with more detail on certain parts and the addition of several obstacles such as spikes and pillars and narrowing of hallways in the wave sections of the level. Before admitting to the speedhacking of Sonic Wave by Cyclic, he claimed to have "verified" the level. The level was considered to be too difficult to complete and Cyclic was accused of hacking Sonic Wave, to which he would later admit doing.
Both Riot and Sunix would be the two main contenders for the first person to verify Sonic Wave legitimately. Sunix would later assume this title, having taken 18 months to complete the level, making Sonic Wave among the longest levels taken to verify in Geometry Dash history.
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