topperfuck

top-per-fuck; noun; Someone who "one-ups," virtually everything another says or does. No matter what the subject or circumstance a topperfuck will always have done it better, know more about it, knows someone who has done it better, experienced it long before you, etc.

verb; to outdo or one-up someone or anyone; always have a statement outdoing someone else, regardless of the subject.

She is such a topperfuck. I mentioned something from the news and she knew it way before I did. She also knew people who were "there." She does that to me all the time. No matter what I say or do, she will always topperfuck me with something she's done that better, more expensive, more note-worthy.

by VacaKen October 1, 2023

toppertje

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Douwe helped me at work today, he is such a toppertje

by Toppertje December 27, 2023

topp

a nigga wit motionnn or someone that’s above evb type shii

damn topp havinn motionn

by I know eeevery tthing January 3, 2024

toppei!

mispelling of yoppei! which in itself is a mispelling of yippie!

a : i can make it to the party !
b : toppei!

by flamarangarang January 5, 2024

topocabbomonti

italian gay influencer with a praise kink who loves feminine chests with burning passion

A=hey, have you by any chance heard of topocabbomonti?
B=oh yes, i love her, we should make out

by montitopocabbo January 5, 2024

Tompo

A programmer that always rewrites the entire codebase, so the product will never get published.

Dang, this tompo is doing it again...

by TomJuri December 7, 2023

Topol

A whitening toothpaste marketed specifically for smokers. MF DOOM expands it to apply to people who smoke Crack ("krill").

"Don't smoke krill, won't need Topol
If the flouride don't kill you, then the soap will."

- Viktor Vaughn (MF DOOM), Dope Skill

by elnwg February 11, 2024