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shag n switch 

This is the term to describe what Cameron Aston did throughout high school instead of revising for GCSEs
Cameron's a fuckboy, all he does is shag n switch

Master-bait and switch 

When you think you're at least getting a hand-job, or handy, but instead you get nothing and blue balls.
Chad - How was the date last night?
Connor - Terrible, I didn't even get a hand job!
Chad - She even went home with you - did you get the old master-bait and switch?

Drippy slippy switch 

When a man repeatedly swaps using a girls vagina and ass while slowly letting out little drops of pee.
Bro i totally gave that chick the drippy slippy switch last night and now she has a UTI.

The Light Switch Bitch 

When you’ve been talking to a girl for so long and you get to know her so much and then all of a sudden she switches up on you turns into a different person and makes you hate her. .....the light switch Bitch.... here one second; gone the next.
The Light Switch Bitch is the girl that you have been talking to you makes you feel like you know her, then out of nowhere she switches up on you .

Friend: don’t worry about her, Tanisha just a light switch bitch...it’z what she do
You: I know but she made me feel like I was the only one. I gave her all my energy and time. Then her personality DIPPED!

Friend: wow what a light switch bitch!

kenmas_nintendo_switch 

Totally a celebrity 👍 really cool ( go follow them
kenmas_nintendo_switch Is cool

Temu Nintendo Switch 

When you can't afford to buy an official Nintendo Switch, just buy it from Temu. : ) I promise you won't get scammed. //jk
(In all reality, the "Nintendo Switch" you're going to receive will probably just have 2 or 3 decade old games on it. lol)
don't buy a temu nintendo switch kids.