The Chocolate Spread

Getting your penis covered in shit after performing anal. Not wanting a dirty penis, you wipe the mess on to the arse cheeks as if your penis was a knife, spreading chocolate spread on toast.

Aaron: So dude i heard you did something wild last night with that chick

Brogan: Yeh i gave her a large helping of the chocolate spread

by Arthwani June 20, 2011

Spreading Nutella

When you wipe your ass but stop before its clean.

Man, he don`t know how to wipe himself. He`s just Spreading Nutella.

by jack_nasty69 August 6, 2017

Chicago Cheek Spread

When two people sleep butt to butt and interlock butt cheeks to conserve bed space.

J.T. and Kelton shared a bed last night in Abilene. They did the Chicago Cheek Spread because the bed was too small.

by turkeymuffins3 March 28, 2011

spreader

One who engages in the distribution of semen over their own face after reception of a facial.

Don't kiss Adrian's face, he's a spreader!

by Justinian the great January 2, 2009

Spread the Bread

It means your awesome

Dang Fadra just Spread the Bread

by themag909 March 25, 2010

spread eagle

to disperse one's personal belongings across an egregious number of desks, taking up more than one's fair share of the hospitable classroom climate

Pei-Ann does the spread eagle every day during periods 1 through 7.

by Bizzlitz Masta February 7, 2008

spread

The scatter profile of a chromosome karyotype on a microscopic slide. Well spread chromosomes enable the karyologist to count and pair the chromosomes, and classify the organism to species level.

Bob: I was looking at your karyotype slides. I must say you got pretty good spreads.
Jane: Thanks, I dropped the cells from two feet up!
Bob: As they say, "Happiness is a good spread," I hope you get good G-banded karyotypes.

by A Kumirai October 5, 2006