Rib Spreader

the act of stretching a girls ribs out from the inside while having intercourse often causing great discomfort while simultaneously giving great pleasure. This is only possible with a Morgajam sized man hammer

Come here James, throw that rib spreader in these guts till you make em' crack you thick whistle uterus bruiser!

by YodaznVa August 21, 2008

Beat The Spread

The act of making love.

Zak: Dude, you comin' over to watch the game?

Matt: Give me a little while. Elizabeth just got here and I need to go beat the spread first.

by hickoryhillhogs August 28, 2010

Spread The Word To Stop The Word

The “r” Word

Some people have mental retardation (intellectual disabilities). While mental retardation is not a bad word, when used to describe someone or something you think is bad or stupid it becomes another thoughtless hurtful word. People with intellectual disabilities are not bad. Their condition is not bad. The prejudice and discrimination to people with intellectual disabilities is BAD…and WRONG! Please stop using the word ‘retard’. It hurts individuals and families of those with disabilities.

Dude, your r*******...

Bro, Not cool.. You gotta Spread the word to stop the word.

by cBreezy91 March 10, 2010

spread the frosting

Take a dump.

Ooh! That sausage biscuit have give me he urge to "spread the frosting".

by Steve July 22, 2003

spread spectrum

A signal struc­turing tech­nique that employs direct se­quence, frequency hopping or a hybrid of these, which can be used for multiple access and/or multiple func­tions. This technique decreases the potential interfer­ence to other receivers while achieving privacy and increasing the immunity of spread spec­trum receivers to noise and interference. Spread spec­trum generally makes use of a sequential noise­‑like signal structure to spread the normally narrow­band informa­tion signal over a relatively wide band of frequencies. The receiver corre­lates the signals to retrieve the origi­nal informa­tion signal (NTIA)

Normal scanners cannot get spread spectrum transmissions.

by IRISHrepublicanARMY January 3, 2004

spread the gnar gnar

1. Gnar Gnar- something extremely awesome like gnarly, not actually used to call some thing awesome but used in the saying "Spread the Gnar Gnar"

2. A Gnar Gnar - if it were an animal, it would be an awesome animal

1. Spread the Gnar Gnar buddy

2. IF it were an animal, it would be an awesome animal

by Spread the Gnar Gnar April 11, 2009

spread hole

Another term for bowel movement, typically used when the BM will be large or unusual.

“That Taco Bell went right through me, I’m gonna need to spread hole when I get home!”

by Stev0912 September 6, 2019